Angel of the Carrots


She used to be a clickable map...

...but since all the stuff behind it has totally changed format, I figured the quickest way to put the angel back would be to not bother with the map. And goddess-bless the cool gal who had me bookmarked since way back, it's folks coming in from that site that have inspired me to mend this link and put back some artshit. So, anyway, here's what it used to say under the picture: This image is based on a Joel Peter Witkin photo from 1981 which I have altered. Each raised color rectangle is a link and there are two secret links as well. There are hints for the secret links on some of the other pages. Have fun, let me know if you like it or not. This is what the various buttons did: Her Wing The phrase "flights of fancy" came to mind as this link lead to images I've created with the most amazing software on the planet, Bryce. Her Head Figuring that someone would select this button to get inside the head of the person behind the pages, this link lead to your basic about the author page. Her Breasts The page returned by this link accused the viewer of seeking cyberporn. There was actually a second active field inside of the large rectangular area, a circle of 8 pixels diameter centered on the Angel's right nipple, which linked to a picture of my nipple piercing. (I'm sorry, that was mean... just follow the next link to get past some disclaimer screens.) Now I have a more formal section on the bodyart I and my close associates enjoy. Her Hand Before I had Bryce, I drew my fantasy worlds on paper, this link led to a few scans of hand-drawn maps. Her Carrots This was an angst-ridden page about my penis envy. There was a picture of my favorite sex toy and a story about it. Her Thigh If you've read the section on the Angel's breasts, you'll know I'm in to bodyart. This one just brought up a page of my dragonfly tattoo. Her Ankle And this one is another tattoo. Her Secret The text under the image spoke of two secret buttons, the right nipple being one. The second was an even smaller circle surrounding the Angel's navel. Taking advantage of the "change the body BGCOLOR from black to red in a strobe effect" bug, this page simply said, "get your finger out of my belly-button!"

She used to be a clickable map...

...but since all the stuff behind it has totally changed format, I figured the quickest way to put the angel back would be to not bother with the map. And goddess-bless the cool gal who had me bookmarked since way back, it's folks coming in from that site that have inspired me to mend this link and put back some artshit.

So, anyway, here's what it used to say under the picture:

This image is based on a Joel Peter Witkin photo from 1981 which I have altered. Each raised color rectangle is a link and there are two secret links as well. There are hints for the secret links on some of the other pages. Have fun, let me know if you like it or not.

This is what the various buttons did:

Her Wing

The phrase "flights of fancy" came to mind as this link lead to images I've created with the most amazing software on the planet, Bryce.

Her Head

Figuring that someone would select this button to get inside the head of the person behind the pages, this link lead to your basic about the author page.

Her Breasts

The page returned by this link accused the viewer of seeking cyberporn. There was actually a second active field inside of the large rectangular area, a circle of 8 pixels diameter centered on the Angel's right nipple, which linked to a picture of my nipple piercing. (I'm sorry, that was mean... just follow the next link to get past some disclaimer screens.) Now I have a more formal section on the bodyart I and my close associates enjoy.

Her Hand

Before I had Bryce, I drew my fantasy worlds on paper, this link led to a few scans of hand-drawn maps.

Her Carrots

This was an angst-ridden page about my penis envy. There was a picture of my favorite sex toy and a story about it.

Her Thigh

If you've read the section on the Angel's breasts, you'll know I'm in to bodyart. This one just brought up a page of my dragonfly tattoo.

Her Ankle

And this one is another tattoo.

Her Secret

The text under the image spoke of two secret buttons, the right nipple being one. The second was an even smaller circle surrounding the Angel's navel. Taking advantage of the "change the body BGCOLOR from black to red in a strobe effect" bug, this page simply said, "get your finger out of my belly-button!"