Big Electric Fish
In high school ceramics class, our teacher told us, "do not make anything that looks like a bong or a pipe, because if you make anything that looks like a bong or a pipe, I can't fire it."

So, I made the fish. That's it there, with a Photoshop tweak or two. It looks like a pipe with the bowl on it but when it was fired in the kiln, it was just an interesting design of clay.

Ancient Egyptian Bong